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  "id": 15311,
  "url": "https://www.wired.com/story/this-ai-assistants-whole-pitch-is-making-up-for-your-boyfriends-incompetence",
  "title": "This AI Assistant Wants to Make Up for Your Boyfriend’s Incompetence",
  "summary": "An ad for Orchid suggests the AI agent can fix relationship problems by simply doing everything for inconsiderate partners.",
  "authors": "Jason Parham",
  "category": "news",
  "topics": "agents-autonomy",
  "orgs": null,
  "regions": null,
  "published_at": "2026-07-31T14:47:26.000Z",
  "fetched_at": "2026-08-01T05:10:57.676Z",
  "source_slug": "wired-ai",
  "source_name": "Wired",
  "source_homepage": "https://www.wired.com",
  "ethics_ai_record_url": "https://ethics.ai/record/15311",
  "original_url": "https://www.wired.com/story/this-ai-assistants-whole-pitch-is-making-up-for-your-boyfriends-incompetence",
  "evidence_status": "source-only",
  "attribution": "via ethics.ai"
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